The British ponder cannibalism

The British have finally been truly colonized from below. They now entertain the same thoughts as the pot-stirring cannibals they once ruled.

Two London chefs are this week trying to come up with a burger that tastes like human flesh.

The fascination with Hannibal cooking lung and loin bourguignon has apparently inspired the two to wonder exactly what flavour we have.

With cannibalism being illegal, the wretched chefs have gathered testimonies of murderers and long-dead explorers for “some notable human-eaters’ tasting notes”.