Libtards accede to literacy via Steve Hofmeyr

Operation “Burn the CD” against Steve Hofmeyr is in full swing, according to informed sources. Skoppensboer has some friends in high places. Or maybe low ones. Afrikaners are not supposed to have any connections beyond the local barman or primary-school teacher who has not yet been affirmative-actioned out of the way or worse, killed by one of our roving human-rights mentors, formerly known as “murderers”.

In South Africa, murder is more or less the national sport, but you’re not allowed to say the M-word. Or the A-word, B-word, C-word, and most other letters in the alphabet. That’s racist, you see. After all, this is a Latin alphabet, and the Romans were the first racists. So our South African libtards are pushing the idea that the “three R’s” are not for nothing R-words, to be shunned at all costs. As everyone knows, burning down a school is a profoundly emancipatory act, which Seffrikin libtards have profusely lauded.

Anyone knowing the 9-times table is a potential Nazi, as it shows a suspicious reverence for deceased white male (and Arab) mathematicians, not to mention Hitlerian engineers who gave us the Messerschmitt and the V-2.

Skoppensboer’s friends say that within the hallowed hierarchy of the National Intelligence Service, not to mention Crime Intelligence, there exist pangs of worry over the Afrikaans singer, Steve Hofmeyr. Just to clarify: there being no crime to solve in the South African libtard utopia, Crime Intelligence and most other intelligence agencies are involved in matters of state security.

As South Africa no longer has any defined borders and anyone from Africa is welcome to settle anywhere – except “white settlers” who are encouraged to leave – it’s sort of difficult to say where the state begins and ends. But state security, in addition to first-class air travel and staying in five-star hotels at taxpayer expense, is a top priority.

So what is known as “the media” have been infiltrated – one could also say, taken over – by men and women “of intelligence”. There is one thing better than censorship of the media and that is self-censorship of the media. The intelligence hacks out there get paid some perks out of the secret accounts – and still earn some kind of salary on top. “Intelligent” people moonlighting as journalists; what a brilliant idea!

After all, such libtard heroes as Joe Slovo and Ronnie Kasrils were intimately involved with the East German Stasi where such ideas were a staple, so to speak.

But why has Special Branch become so suspicious of Steve, to the extent that every libtard rag or website has broken out into a rash of anti-Hofmeyr opprobrium, not to mention “satire”?

As satire is a uniquely Roman, as opposed to Greek, genre, it is best treated with caution, being inherently racist. But within the ranks of the South African intelligence community and its media appendage, all caution has been thrown to the winds in a spirit of: let’s fight racism with racism!

Oops, there I’ve employed the R-word again. As long as I do not sing Die Stem, which is a patriotic poem composed in Afrikaans circa 1918 by one C.J. Langenhoven and set to music by his fellow perpetrator, M.L. de Villiers in 1921, and later adopted – God forbid! – as South Africa’s national anthem.

Patriotism, as everyone knows, is the underbelly of fascism. Any ardent feelings about one’s own country, including the disappointment at seeing its rivers being polluted with human waste by Mercedes-driving, Gucci-wearing mayors, or litter next to all the roads, are cause for extreme suspicion.

Hence all the libtard obsession with Steve, who is known to have sung Die Stem in front of an audience in the “deep platteland”. There is nothing that inspires greater fear in libtard hearts and minds than the “deep platteland” where people engage in food production, church-going, heterosexual marriage and other unspeakably fascist activities. South Africa is working hard towards a Zimbabwean-style famine and the constant resistance of farmers – the ones who have not yet been tortured to death – to the five-year famine plan is seen as something of a “prime evil” to be vigorously combatted.

Operation “Burn the CD” has now been launched against Steve Hofmeyr and teams of journalists and their intelligence handlers are flying sorties against the singer in the press, TV, radio and social media. Experts in neurolinguistic programming from MI6 and the CIA are on standby to rid South Africa of the scourge of the singing Steve phenomenon.

But, oh drat! one of the unintended consequences of the operation has been to remind participants of South Africa’s long-forgotten literacy, otherwise known as “a legacy of apartheid”. Writing in the Mail & Guardian, a local libtard rag, one of the agents referred to Steve Hofmeyr’s “library”, consisting of misspelt British and American titles.

Libraries were the first casualties of South Africa’s revolution, as books contained all those undesirable, objectionable and dignity-destroying alphabetic “constructs”, impeding progress towards an egalitarian state of illiterate, ignorant bliss among the masses. So most of the books were sent away to be pulped, especially Afrikaans ones that were deemed even less politically correct.

But the mere mention of the L-word (“library”) might have rekindled memories of the R-word (“reading”) in the hapless, subjugated animals out there, enjoying their 1994, which turned out to be a lot worse than 1984.

Another article about the subversive Steve, hinted at his being “without a brain”. This was meant as a kind of threat, that government-sponsored libtard lobotomists could give him the One-flew-over-the-cuckoo’s-nest treatment.

So the carefully planned “information campaign” is off to a bad start, with most agents falling back onto heated invective, calling the enemy the R-word (“racist”), shouting phrases like “jou me se P-word” and similar Capetonian refinements.

 

  • Albert Brenner

    Hehe, excellent!

  • Götterdammerung

    I left my comments on the rags’ website. Was very surprised that they actually allowed it onto the comments section. Liberals are such a frightened creche of pre-school toddlers it amazes me that they are able to tie their own shoelaces every morning.

  • Johan

    What a despicable bunch of bottom feeders previously refereed to by Breitenbach as ” ANC gatlakeie”. How apt and informative about the white libtard progressive multiculturalists.

  • Byron Richmond

    Good article a nice and concise view into the liberal mindset I just would like to express that its not Afrikaners that are targeted its ‘whites’ I would like to see some white nationalism instead.

  • Guest

    It is interesting to speculate about the lingua franca of the 21st century used in Euro-Siberia, after the coming collapse and Balkanization of the US. Will English continue to prevail? A mixture of German, Russian and French perhaps. It will not be English, but the retarded BBC is ever hopeful http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29543708

  • Jochen Peiper

    What I am finding most particularly galling in the word “libtards” is the suffix “-tards” suggests mental retardation and being the uncle of a child who possesses such special needs I have to immediately vouch for the fact that she possesses far more wisdom and intelligence than the purveyors of progressiveness and neo-liberalism in their quest to create Australia-New-Zealand-England-Canada in the southern point of Africa under hegemony of tamed.. sorry I mean “enlightened” Englishified black rulers (you know the kind that went to Crawford with their kids and start sentences with “Yah hey” end call their friends “Bru” and say “I can’t spiken Efricun lengwitch hey”*) . She is a far more intelligent and wise and even learned young lady than that to be in any way associated with the liberals types… we must really find a new word to describe them…

    Back to the hysteria in hand and in particular little Conrad Koch’s hysteria in social media…. I suppose it must cause supreme bouts of jealousy that the target of his hatred (for that is what it is) is a successful artist and he is not….

    Steve Hofmeyer’s popularity is to be seen in the unique circumstance that was created last week when his book “Vyftig” and his CD “Toeka” were simultaneously the top selling book and top selling CD in South Africa, both chart topping… in the case of the book it must have especially rankled the Party rank and file that his book displaced the terrorist fellating (in the figurative sense of course) book Zelda La Grange wrote about her adopted “baas” from the top position… in particular the hatred that woman spewed at Steve Hofmeyer creates within me a feeling of ironic, and yet sweet, justice… that her uncalled for vitriol has resulted in an ironic universal dare I say poetic… justice.

    * having such folk in my professional network I can unfortunately vouch for the fact that this is an act to placate the Libtarded types… one listen to when they speak their own language and these progressives would be nervously entering “immigration Australia” in their Internet Explorer search engines…

  • P.W.B

    I never liked Steve for voting Yes in 1992, he has now seen the errors of his ways, so all is forgiven.
    Strange that he should emerge as a “kind of voice” for Afrikaners & many white people in SA.