{"id":3744,"date":"2013-01-23T06:03:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T06:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/praag.org\/?p=3744"},"modified":"2013-01-23T06:03:58","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T06:03:58","slug":"erotic-novel-will-feature-barack-and-michelle-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/praag.org\/?p=3744","title":{"rendered":"Erotic novel will feature Barack and Michelle Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Faux, the American way. Beyonc\u00e9 and the First lady exchange air kisses<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Hollywood has finally totally invaded American politics.<\/p>\n

A forthcoming erotic novel\u00a0being described as \u201cfan fiction\u201d will feature the first couple as protagonists-in-chief. According to Pop Culture Public Relations, the firm representing the book\u2019s publisher, the novel, a version of a \u201cpersonalizable\u201d erotic tome, will be printed with the first couple\u2019s names in it and available online at no cost on January 28. In an e-mail circulated yesterday, Pop Culture PR wrote, \u201cBarack and Michelle Obama Star in This Erotic, Romantic Novel.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Surely American literature will reach new heights with the publication of GuestHouse Games<\/em>, in which the Obamas, \u201calone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii,\u201d are \u201cdrawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.\u201d<\/p>\n

It looks like you\u2019ll have to read the whole thing to find out why they\u2019re staying in the guest house as opposed to the main residence, among other mysteries.<\/p>\n

uStarNovels, the publisher of this pioneering work, describes itself as a purveyor of \u201cspecially crafted original erotica and erotic romance\u201d featuring \u201ccharacters that are relatable for everyone\u201d and \u201cexperiences that are credible.\u201d Chris Matthews, brace yourself for more thrills up your leg.<\/p>\n

<\/strong>President Obama’s inauguration ceremony meanwhile was full of fashion moments, which included his wife’s new wig. But Beyonce’s earrings made for one of the most sensational details.<\/span><\/p>\n

The star sang the National Anthem out with a pair of dazzling emeralds at her ears, worth a cool $1.8million, according to designer Lorraine Schwartz.<\/span><\/p>\n

The bright green hue was hardly noticed under her loose blonde waves.<\/span><\/p>\n

A representative for the designer confirmed the price and said “These earrings were perfect for Beyonce because they are modern and classic just like she is!”
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Fashion pundits gave Michelle’s new do a don’t, though.<\/p>\n

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Hollywood has finally totally invaded American politics. A forthcoming erotic novel\u00a0being described as \u201cfan fiction\u201d will feature the first couple as protagonists-in-chief. According to Pop Culture Public Relations, the firm representing the book\u2019s publisher, the novel, a version of a \u201cpersonalizable\u201d erotic tome, will be printed with the first couple\u2019s names in it and available … Continue reading “Erotic novel will feature Barack and Michelle Obama”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3745,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1556,2439,2441,2436,1861,2437,2438,2440],"class_list":["post-3744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-american-politics","tag-beyonce","tag-black-hair","tag-erotic-novels","tag-hollywood","tag-michelle-obama","tag-president-obamas-inauguration-ceremony","tag-wigs"],"cc_featured_image_caption":{"caption_text":false,"source_text":false,"source_url":false},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/praag.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/obamabeyonce.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3744"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3747,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3744\/revisions\/3747"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/praag.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}